Law Ninja ATTACK!!!

The law ninja prowl the night in search of lawsuits. They wield a deadly jitsu known as lawjitsu. Out of nowhere they attack though not physically, or mentally. They are trained to devastate your wallets. I've been thinking a lot about changing my college major to this fine, fine career. Law Ninjas are one of the most highly regarded unknown societies in the world. Few wield this mighty jitsu but those that do are wealthy beyond comparison. The white belts are often disregarded as harmless but let one slip past your defenses and you might find yourself in debt up to your medulla oblongata. I only speak of this to warn you before it's too late, take heed when performing legal transactions as the law ninja are ever vigilant waiting for a single mistake when they strike. In the immortal words of Thief: "LAW NINJA ATTACK!"