Pavelmisha the Great

I met this dude named Pavelmisha a few days back. His father was a redwood (or so he tells me) and his mother was a gigantic metal saw of death. Apparently he's from china & he eats nothing but nuts. I've seen him crack one open with his bare mouth once (it was crazy). Anyway to make a long story short this week sucks. There's like 15 hours of homework and 3 exams (including one final already). If there wasn't so much awesome stuff coming up I'd probably be in a corner debating whether or not to become one of those homeless guys who rambles on about how the government is brainwashing us through toothpaste, or how tomatoes are actually fruit. Anyway tis' (or tis it?) the season to be jolly so uhh take luck everyone!

The Post That Saved Michael's Life

Who would win in a fight the limbless Black Knight from the holy grail or torso boy from Albuquerque? Would you pay to see a fight like that? Anyway where was I? Oh yes I was writing a post made entirely out of questions right? Well here's the deal if you answer every question in this post I'll give you a prize, or will I? (Woah that almost wasn't a question was it?)

Have you ever noticed that the ice cream man is never around when you really have a craving for a snow cone?

If you had a choice between drafting or having a sealed deck would you rather draft or not do a sealed deck?

If it snows any more in south bend will Swiss be open for thanksgiving? (Weren't there 2 inches or so already?)

Am I stealing Michael's signature line spacing technique?

Is it just me or is this writing style getting really annoying?

Paper or plastic?

Dogs or Cats?

Penguins or Lemurs?

Chimney Imp or Pine air fresheners?