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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Marian Jedi Knights

Considering I am now Marian alumni I think I should have a say in the school's future. We need to change Marian's mascot from the knight to the jedi knight. I mean we already have brothers who are dressed like jedi knights wandering around Marian as though they're protecting it. Secondly how cool would it be at sporting events? We've got a guy with a robe & a lightsaber on our side and St. Joe has what? an indian? I can imagine a jedi deflecting tomahawks with his lightsaber and it makes me oddly happy inside. They can even change Marian's generic school theme song to Weird Al's "Jedi Knight". So far I'm a Warrior Falcon Knight Boilermaker & I only wish that I could've added jedi to that list.