Law Ninja ATTACK!!!

The law ninja prowl the night in search of lawsuits. They wield a deadly jitsu known as lawjitsu. Out of nowhere they attack though not physically, or mentally. They are trained to devastate your wallets. I've been thinking a lot about changing my college major to this fine, fine career. Law Ninjas are one of the most highly regarded unknown societies in the world. Few wield this mighty jitsu but those that do are wealthy beyond comparison. The white belts are often disregarded as harmless but let one slip past your defenses and you might find yourself in debt up to your medulla oblongata. I only speak of this to warn you before it's too late, take heed when performing legal transactions as the law ninja are ever vigilant waiting for a single mistake when they strike. In the immortal words of Thief: "LAW NINJA ATTACK!"

You Are Getting Sleepy...

Whoa… Just got back from a hypnotist comedian. He chose like 12 volunteers out of a 400 person crowd & I was one of em. Apparently I’ve been hypnotized for the past 2 hours though I really didn’t feel like I was. It felt like I wasn’t really hypnotized like I was in complete control but I felt really relaxed & I just wanted to make the crowd laugh. Right now I still feel really weird like I’ve broken out of my shell & I’d walk up & talk to random strangers cause it doesn’t really matter in the end. I hope I keep on feelin like this, sorta reminds me of office space.

Anyway other than that the day has also been quite awesome. My Chem lab was cancelled & my 2^nd class of the day is useless so my day started at 8:30 and ended at 9:20. T’was quite a nice feeling indeed. Me & Bill ordered a pizza and watched Boondock Saints. That movie was awesome. Oh apparently we’re all having a movie marathon during break so clear up your schedules this thanksgiving (or Christmas if it falls through). If you guys haven’t seen Boondock Saints it’ll definitely be in that list of movies. Other than that the weekend is here with no Purdue football so I’m gonna have a relaxing one.

Skippy

Master Chief is Overcompensating

Notre Dame & Purdue have sorely both disappointed me (though neither was expected to win in the first place...). Why did you have to miss the 3 point field goal Fitzpatrick? Why? Well I guess I couldn't have done any better so I have no room to complain. I think I'm joinin the Life Guides (Purdue youth group). They're having a game of capture the flag this Wednesday in the church basement so it should be fun (maybe I can convince bill (my roomie) to join up too). I can't wait till November as it's chock full of supreme awesomeness like the Carmel retreat & thanksgiving break. One thing about bein gone for so long is that you really appreciate seein you're old friends again.
I heard an awesome quote today while Nat & I were doing some rubber band sniping "You guys are retarded, but that's why I love you". If you can't act like a complete idiot in front of your friends who can you act like an idiot in front of? The thing I miss the most from the fantastic four (soon to be an entire justice league) were the retardedly random conversations we used to have. There was rarely a dull moment. The quote also reminds us that true friends don't care about our problems & our flaws. They'll accept our flaws & help us fix our problems.

NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

Hmm, that’s odd there’s a red dot at my feet and I hear people walking around even though there’s no one here. Meh, it’s probably just my imagination. Sometimes I wish I lived in a simpler time, a time before I became utterly confused by a freaking math assignment, a time suspiciously just like yesterday. Ignorance is truly bliss sometimes, but even though those who are ignorant are happy I think it’s ethereal, an ignorant person doesn’t have the potential to be as truly happy as one who is not. Sure if we never knew that God existed we would still be happy but knowing & believing that he’s watching over us, guiding us through our lives, & that he will always love us is an unparalleled feeling. I believe that even though I am upset now about the math that I don’t understand once I figure it out I will feel even better than before with a small sense of achievement. If I had never met you guys I might still be happy right now, but I wouldn’t have the joy that you all give me. Anyway all that I’m really trying to say is that I… HATE… SAUERKRAUT… IN AAALLBUQUERQUE!!