The Post To End All Posts

Ok here's a summary of the awesome stuff that've happened in the past week. Wednesday was a Super Smash Bro's tourney, me & my partner came in second (we were soooooo close). I went on a PCE (Purdue Christ Encounter) retreat over the weekend was insanely awesome, with many much spiritualnessity. T'was very thought provoking, making you think about your faith a lot more than antioch ever did but it was missing a certain je ne sais quoi that only Antioch has ever accomplished (well that and the praise & worship was awful did I mention Lou & Becky were geniuses?). Today I joined the insanely awesome group P.U.M.P. (Purdue University Mass Posse). We go to daily mass whenever our schedules permit & we go out to lunch afterwards. Sadly though that's only 2 days during the week for me. Just got back from a Computer Science exam which is basically a bunch of trick questions combined with easy C programing language. I've joined up in a warhammer 40k tourney that my roommate Bill started & I'm playing the guy on thursday with an army I created from Bill's stuff + proxies for what I didn't have. He's played a worse version of this army 5 times and has lost horribly each I blame Magic for preparing me so well for this nerdish game. Can't wait to see y'all this easter.
Peace! yppikS (that's right I can do it too)

South Bend is No Longer Safe!

South Bend shall be quarantined until further notice, and for those unfortunate enough to be unable to escape this doomed town follow 3 simple steps and your inevitable death shouldn't be too gruesome. 1. Keep all flammable objects (especially children) locked up tight. 2. Wear Camo & Kevlar at all times (even while bathing). 3. Give Skippy all of your money. Markus has an air-soft gun. I don't know exactly how he obtained this spring loaded object of death but know this... no one is safe (except for chuck norris of course). Oh speaking of which we're shooting a Chuck Norris parody for no reason one of these days & we're doing something on thursday that I can't say... I'll tell everyone after we do it & post some pictures.