10 Things Guys Can't Say

These are 10 things that guys aren't allowed to say outside of sarcasm. If these rules are broken the repercussions can be devastating.
1. Cute
2. Silly
3. Luff & Fluffy
4. Noddle & Huggle (pretty much any word with the le suffix added on)
5. just leave me alone with my Ben & jerry's, it's that time of the month okay!?!?
6. I feel pretty.
7. Anything replacing l's with w's like pwease.
8. Let’s talk about our feelings.
9. You want to go shopping?
10. I liked the movie finding neverland.

I've been tagged!

20 random facts 5:04pm

1. I hate it when people litter.

2. I love sitting down listening to random music on limewire.

3. My favorite winter sport involving both boards and snow would probably be snowboarding.

4. I wouldn’t have written this list if I hadn’t been bugged about it.

5. I’ve eaten nachos while watching a movie every weekend since I was 5 (cept now that college is here).

6. Pink lemonade mixed with sprite is the greatest drink ever created & should be sold in cans.

7. Nature = awesomeness which is why my favorite color is green.

8. My dorm room is mess.

9. Penguins, pumas, & dogs are my favorite animals.

10. Math is halfway entertaining to me.

11. I got up during this list to eat right here… wait no here. (5:19pm)

12. If I had a million dollars the first thing I’d buy would be a drink cause I’m thirsty.

13. My favorite number is 333 due to its uber perfect three-ness.

14. Mustard goes on nearly anything including cottage cheese.

15. I’ve had more nicknames than I can keep track of.

16. I can recite 50 decimals of pi in binary code just so fellow nerds will call me their king.

17. I spoke with a British accent when I was really young.

18. If I had a penny for every time I lost a million dollars in a coin flip I’d have the same amount of pennies Erin owes me.

19. I’m unorganized & actually almost just forgot about a team meeting for engineering.

20. I’m lazy so considering I’ve been working on this off & on all day I don’t think I’ll be tagging over 360 people (or any at all for that matter) so uhh… too bad. (11:18pm)

Mind Candy (Yum)

Try to answer all of these questions in under 10 minutes (shouldn't be too hard). I'll add the answers in a comment (no cheating). Feel free to post how many you got right. Have fun.

1) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many months have
28 days?

2) If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half
hour, how long would it be before all the pills had been taken?

3) I went to bed at eight o'clock in the evening and wound up my clock and
set the alarm to sound at nine o'clock in the morning. How many hours sleep
would I get before being awoken by the alarm?

4) Divide 30 by half and add ten. What do you get?

5) A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep were left?

6) If you had only one match and entered a COLD and DARK room, where there
was an oil heater, an oil lamp and a candle, which would you light first?

7) A man builds a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each
side having a southern exposure. A big bear comes along. What color is the
bear?

8) Take 2 apples from 3 apples. What do you have?

9) How many animals of each species did Moses take with him in the Ark?

10) If you drove a bus with 43 people on board from Chicago and stopped at
Pittsburgh to pick up 7 more people and drop off 5 passengers and at
Cleveland to drop off 8 passengers and pick up 4 more and eventually arrive
at Philadelphia 20 hours later, what's the name of the driver?

Life on the Outside

I wonder what it's like on the outside. We've all been in school for almost as long as we can remember. For me it's going on 14 years. College is a big change from the monotonous routine of school. No one is there to watch out for you if you ever fall. You're around all new people and all new things & it's weird to think of this as home for the next 4 years. Though the road isn't easy there is a light at the end, a hope for what's to come. There's a path for everyone through college, whether they want to make a name for themselves, live the good life, help the helpless, or to just start a family. The years to come are what we've been working for our whole lives, though throughout most of it we didn't even realize our cause. Anyway I guess I chose engineering because of the fat paycheck & my love of math but I wonder what I'd be the happiest doing considering that's more important than money. I bet being a teacher would be pretty cool even though they don't make much. You get the satisfaction of helping others through their own paths in life, you get to experience the other end of the totem pole, & last but certainly not least you get summer vacation! Anyway I'd like to know what you think your ideal job is. Doctor? Writer? Law Ninja maybe?

POSTAGE.

No, not like stamps.

I would just like to let everyone know that I am a woman in disguise who likes pink font and chick flicks. I wear aprons whenever possible, especially when I'm working in the kitchen making lovely pastries and things, as practice for being a future housewife.

Additionally, I'd like to point out that I am indisputably inferior to Erin in practically every way, except when it comes to things such as Magic and role-playing games, which are very obviously useless anyway. She is more intelligent, better looking, and undoubtedly much more humble than myself, and I concede all wars and battles to her at this time.

Le fin.

P.S.-PurduesucksNotreDamerocks